Bad Biking, But Secretly Awesome

So technically I suppose that biking around NYC with two parrots on your back is a bad call. Especially when they are shitting down your back in tandem. That said, though, let's all agree that this guy wins. Thanks for the photo, Dad!!

Bad Body Shaping

Honey, you're at Bloomingdales. If you turn left and go up a half flight of stairs, you'll find the hosiery department. Head up there and pick up some Spanx, and I won't even say anything about the jumpsuit.

Bad Transportation

Look closely. When you cringe and say something like "holy shit, no way!" you'll know you've got it. That is a stretch Hummer limo in a nauseating shade of bubblegum pink. Your life will never be the same.

Bad...Just Bad

The important thing about this is that the person seen here with a cutesy hairdo and barrettes in her hair, reading US Weekly is 95 years old. You can't see her face, obviously, but she looked like a China doll. Pulled in every direction, with BIG circles of rouge on her cheeks, like Miss Piggy and Joan Rivers in The Muppets Take Manhattan.

Bad Hair

Gross city. Thanks to my all-things-gross-looking-out-buddy Meredith, we can all now admire the mile long lice magnet/hairtail that is this poor soul's hairdo of choice. Look how it gets skinny and gnarly at the bottom since she doesn't bother to trim her dead ends. The top is shiny, which at least gives the impression that she washes it, which is nice of her. Her outfit's cute, though. There's my one nice thing for the day. Oy.