Bad Look for Law Enforcement

Dear New Jersey,
sometimes you make me incredibly happy, and for that, I almost forgive the times that you make me so angry.

Bad Word Choice

Really, guys? I mean, I get that it's probably your last name, but for Pete's sake, it's 2010, and if you think anyone's going to walk past that sign without tittering, you are hopelessly wrong. But then, maybe you're just very savvy businessmen.

Bad Car

This is a glittery red Bentley. There is nothing more to say.

Bad Walking

(Sorry for the very poor quality here. I was walking.)
Dear Sir,
St Marks Place in Manhattan NYC is most certainly on the list of Top Ten Places to Never Ever Go Barefoot. Best of luck to you.

Bad "bad girl"

So, you put on the jacket of sequins, looked in the mirror, and decided you weren't looking silly enough, so you put on the flowery skirt, huh? I've been there. Except it was Halloween and it wasn't a Tuesday.

Bad Boots

Miss, you've got something on your boots. Oh, you bought them that way?? So sorry.
Thanks to Bea.

Bad Pumpkin

It's a farmer! It's a pumpkin! It's Nicole Richie! It's a mime who fell in a bucket of sorbet! It's not good.
Thanks to Meredith!

Bad Dentistry

I have to believe that the owner of these teeth spat them out onto the sidewalk on purpose. Unless he was really distracted by something else and only noticed the holes in his mouth when he got home. Gross.

Bad Aging

I really like Courtney Love, too, lady, but I sure hope that I'm not trying to dress like her when I'm SIXTY F-ING YEARS OLD.

Bad Pants

Jeggings...you shall be smote.

Bad 80s Throwback

She probably saw this on GOOP, Gwyneth's amazingly accidentally hilarious blog. Bless.

Bad Friends

I hope the girl on the far left is embarrassed to be friends with the other two. (You can't really see it here, but the girl in the white jeans was wearing black underwear. I shouldn't be able to tell you that.)

Bad Ad

Who can explain this ad campaign to me? I'm pretty sure that Don Draper would fire whoever came up with this. And then he'd screw someone's wife. Yeah.

Bad Cat Fashion

I...no

Bad Feet

A different kind of toe shoes.